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The Argument (aka Watch as These Two Nerds Fight Over Whether Ghosts or Aliens Spirits or Yokai are Real).
It's Dandadan AU time! A bit of lore:
Spirits are supernatural creatures who govern over certain aspects of our world (like Agni is a Sun spirit while Hei Bai is a forest). Yokai are the corrupted souls of humans who suffered in terrible ways, and were unable to move on to the afterlife—thus becoming something else.
Most people can't tell the difference between a spirit and a yokai. These two dorks, though? They're painfully aware of it.
#atla#zutara#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#katara#zutara au#dandadan#dan da dan#dandadan au#zutara fanart#zutara art#katara x zuko#zuko x katara#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#atla modern au#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#Dandadan AU lore#They're both right and it's the worst thing ever#I love love love their dynamic here. Especially at first when they (kinda) can't stand each other.#They'll be fighting over whether spirits or yokai are real but if someone asks “uh...aren't they the same thing?”#Then they'll stop yelling at each other to start yelling at that poor unfortunate soul#How can anyone be so stupid to confuse spirits and yokai. The audacity. The sheer nerve.#They are very much NOT the same WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Okarun was crying and begging for Momo to run away! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BONES D,: This is so well done, it really conveys fear and anguish! I congratulate you, your art is amazing :D... What other negative effects could Okarun's curse have? Thank you
Omg anon you made my day when you sent this!!! Thank you so so much for taking the time to write such lovely things 😭💕 I'm very flattered that you liked that little detail so much! I had wondered if I'd written it too messily for anyone to read XD
Anyhoo, here is a sketch page for you~
I'm more of a draw-er than a words-er, but I wanted to ramble a bit here under the cut ^^ Thanks again for the ask, I am so happy to have another reason to yap about Turbo Okarun~
While I'm glad that the manga/anime didn't spend too much time on Okarun's struggles in canon, I am having So Much Fun thinking of ways to torture this guy haha. We see him complaining that the curse hurts him in the first half of the season, but he doesn't actually seem to end up with any lasting damage! In my mind, it'd make sense for him to end up more fatigued or to suffer from random nosebleeds or other internal injuries due to the curse manipulating his body the way it does.
I also looooved the instances in episodes 5/6 when he transformed without meaning to! Very fun to see his emotions getting the better of him~
Now, if I were a fic writer, I would be so interested in exploring physical side effects in something like a sick fic. What if he detransforms and finds that he can't warm back up? Still corpse-cold like his yokai form instead of human temperature? Or, I could take a page out of NatsuYuu's book and have him come down with a cold/fever as a consequence of some of his tougher fights? Lots of good potential for angst there, for sure ^^
And lastly, what if he was on a timer the minute he transformed?? What if staying transformed and going all out began chipping away at his sanity? It's not his power, after all. Stay in Turbo Mode too long and suddenly he's a prisoner in his own mind. The curse takes over and he's just along for the ride, no longer able to control his body. >:3
Aaand that's it for now! Thank you for your support and for listening to my rambling haha. I hope you enjoyed the art/headcanons ^^
#cw: blood#just a nosebleed tho#dandadan#dandadoodles#dan da dan#turbo okarun#rainy rambles#asks answered#anon#ken takakura#my art#okarun#yokai okarun#Mind & Body AU
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Will there be any smooches in ch 4 mayhaps??

there are now
#quick someone tally up the number of times the DA have grabbed or yanked y/n out of harms way and watch me do it some more#thats their Lois your honor#fnaf#post fire au#moon x reader#sun x reader#art: copper cogs rusted through#ask lily#fanart
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Hey uh. Am I misinterpreting something or have you been implying that the entire changeling situation sucks for more reasons than “bad things happen if the changeling gets caught”. Like am I misinterpreting something or are you saying it’s directly terrible, at least the process, for the godkid???
Fifth Consequence of becoming a Fairy: Alterations of the Soul.
The child's body undergoes Physical Changes to become a fairy, but they also undergo a metaphysical change as well. The soul must be adjusted, shaped, broken and remade. These changes allows the child to accept magic into their body, and handle any disruptions in time or perception.
Their soul is transformed into their proper Fairy's Crown, and the child would have officially become a True Pixie! Yippiiiie!!
Thankfully, this part of the process is painless! Or, well, more like Timmy fell unconscious during it. Though Timmy says he sometimes feels strange moments of loss. Like an essential part of himself has been ripped away from where it should be.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#<- ask to tag#asks#itty bitties fop au#haha timmy feels soul dysphoria#hes never felt uncomfortable being in a fairy's body. but his soul??#oughhh. its difffferent. its weiiird. thats now how it should feel like. it should be in his chest or something. not detached from him!#having it as a hat sorta makes it better. at least he can feel it on his head and not just. floating around above him.#if you guys have watched madoka magica this is a bit like that.#haha#fun fact my name is pronounced 2 different ways#its either pronounced exactly like kyubey or as cubby#as in like. “cube-bay” or “cub-bee”#i love shooting characters with da Trans Experience Beam
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Let's Talk About Ir Abelas, Da'ean
As some of you may know, I am vehemently against the dishonest use of AI in fandom and creative spaces. It has been brought to my attention by many, many people (and something I myself have thought on many times) that there is a DreadRook fic that is super popular and confirmed to be written at least partially with AI. I have the texts to prove it was written (at least) with the help of the Grammarly Rewrite generative feature.
Before I go any further, let it be known I was friends with this author; their use of rewrite features is something they told me and have told many other people who they have shared their fic with. It is not however, at the time of posting this, tagged or mentioned on their fic on AO3, in any capacity. I did in fact reach out to the author before making this post. They made absolutely no attempt to agree to state the use of Rewrite AI on their fic, nor be honest or upfront (in my opinion) about the possibility of their fic being complete generative AI. They denied the use of generative AI as a whole, though they did confirm (once again) use of the rewrite feature on Grammarly.
That all said: I do not feel comfortable letting this lie; since I have been asked by many people to make this, this post is simply for awareness.
You can form your own opinion, if you wish to. In fact, I encourage you to do such.
Aside from the, once again, high volume word output of around 352K words in less than 3 months (author says they had 10 chapters pre-written over "about a month" before they began posting; they are also on record saying they can write 5K-10K daily) from November until now, I have also said if you are familiar with AI services or peruse AI sites like ChatGPT, C.AI, J.AI, or any others similar to these, AI writing is very easy to pick out.
After some intense digging, research, and what I believe to be full confirmation via AI detection software used by professional publishers, there is a large and staggering possibility that the fic is almost entirely AI generated, bar some excerpts and paragraphs, here and there. I will post links below of the highly-resourced detection software that a few paragraphs and an entire chapter from this fic were plugged into; you are more than welcome to do with this information what you please.
I implore you to use critical thinking skills, and understand that when this many pieces in a work come back with such a high percentage of AI detected, that there is something going on. (There was a plethora of other AI detection softwares used that also corroborate these findings; I only find it useful to attach the most reputable source.)
Excerpts:
82% Likely Written by AI, 4% Plagiarism Match
98% Likely Written by AI, 2% Plagiarism Match
100% Likely Written by AI, 4% Plagiarism Match
Some excerpts do in fact come back as 100% likely written by human; however, this does not mean that the author was not using the Grammarly Paraphrase/Rewrite feature for these excerpts.
The Grammarly Paraphrase/Rewrite feature does not typically clock as AI generative text, and alongside the example below, many excerpts from other fics were take and put through this feature, and then fed back into the AI detection software. Every single one came back looking like this, within 2% of results:


So, in my opinion, and many others, this goes beyond the use of the simple paraphrase/rewrite feature on Grammarly.
Entire Chapter (Most Recent):
67% Likely Written by AI
As well, just for some variety, another detection software that also clocked plagiarism in the text:
15% Plagiarism Match
To make it clear that I am not simply 'jealous' of this author or 'angry' at their work for simply being a popular work in the fandom, here are some excerpts from other fanfics in this fandom and in other fandoms that were ran through the same exact same detection software, all coming back as 100% human written. (If you would like to run my fic through this software or any others, you are more than welcome to. I do not want to run the risk of OP post manipulation, so I did not include my own.)
The Wolf's Mantle
100% Likely Human Written, 2% Plagiarism Match
A Memory Called Desire
99% Likely Human Written
Brand Loyalty
100% Likely Human Written
Heart of The Sun
98% Likely Human Written
Whether you choose to use AI in your own fandom works is entirely at your own discretion. However, it is important to be transparent about such usage.
AI has many negative impacts for creatives across many mediums, including writers, artists, and voice actors.
If you use AI, it should be tagged as such, so that people who do not want to engage in AI works can avoid engaging with it if they wish to.
ALL LINKS AND PICTURES COURTESY OF: @spiritroses
#ai critical#ai#fandom critical#dreadrook#solrook#rooklas#solas x rook#rook x solas#ir abelas da'ean#ao3#ancient arlathan au#grammarly#chatgpt#originality ai#solas#solas dragon age#rook#da veilguard#veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age#dav#da#dragon age fanfiction#fanfiction#as a full disclaimer: I WILL BE WILLING TO TAKE DOWN THIS POST SO LONG AS THE FIC ENDS UP TAGGED PROPERLY AS AN AI WORK#i tried to do exactly as y'all asked last time#so if y'all have a problem w this one idk what to tell you atp#and see????? we do know how to call out our own fandom#durgeapologist
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Yeo, i don't think i mind giving you more power so... Could i please smooch Naut's forehead? I just wanna give him even more love 💖
OF COURSE U CAN SMOOCH HIM
Look how happy he is 🥹💕
#underwaves au#uw!sans#naut!sans#sans x reader#sans x y/n#sorry im almost a month late o(-(#I try to answer asks in order but im also so slow 😭#☆⌒(≧▽° )tanks for da love!!(and power)#ask#applecheeks255#myart
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*Taking advantage of being able to give the party stuff, Bonnie was given a note that pleads for them not to let Siffrin eat pineapple, not even a tiny bit*
(The note reads: "Siffrin is INCREDIBLY allergic to pineapple. Deathly so.")
(The pineapple slices are no longer an option!)
゚.+:。 Are you sure this won't make a certain someone suspicious?
#isat au#in stars and time#isat#try again: isat au#my art#isat spoilers#ask blog#sasasaap spoilers#bonnie#ITS DA BONNIEEEE#YAY
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Do either of you have a crush on anyone?


Dev: Yeesh, talk about a ‘bad timeline’…
(Colored version of the wedding pic below bc I couldn’t resist🥺)
Mod note: Dev is NOT homophobic btw- if anything I think faires are confused by that concept- he just really dislikes Iris and thinks he’s bad for Perry, but Dev one HUNDRED percent cries like a baby the day his godkids’ wedding finally comes 💕💜💙
#fairly normal parents au#fop au#iris gonzalez#perry periwinkle#PerrIris#perirep#human AU#dev dimmadome#divination dimmadome#fop peri#fop irep#asks#oh btw second mod note kinda#it says think on da rules page but I wanted to reiterate#please do not attempt to match make the toddlers! they will get there when they get there!
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seijoh 4 as summer camp employees
hanamaki takahiro is BUILT for this he has fun hair he’s weird he’s engaging his he’s colorful his water bottle is covered in stickers he has sandals on toes Out he is shameless he’s kinda unhinged it so works. he’s a counselor but almost never has a cabin to himself he’s more like a sub if someone else has gets sick or whatever but when he shows up it’s like a celebrity sighting a monumentous occasion. if he’s not needed anywhere else he’s helping out with arts and crafts his favorite artworks are the ones where you can’t tell what the fuck it’s supposed to be. he has lots of string friendship bracelets he knows how to make them but lies whenever someone asks he just gives them one he gatekeeps cuz he thinks it’s funny and teaching is too much work. he tells the most Outrageous ghost stories and is the reason only half of the kids will go in the lake he talks about bigfoot and campers who went missing and the town’s curse he is carrying on legacies he is SO fun.
iwaizumi hajime is the Coolest fucking counselor ever. bandana around his head sleeves cut off of the uniform tshirt (muscle tee now) he has friendship bracelets a beat up watch one anklet his water bottle is on its last leg he has a dinosaur keychain on his backpack he like epitomizes cool guy the kids idolize him. his cabin wins every single camp-wide competition every time like he’s peak athleticism and he’s just like so awesome or whatever it’s contagious. he picks kids up and throws them in the lake and pool if a frisbee gets stuck in a tree he gets it every time he caught a snake once and took it back to the woods everyone wants to sit next to him in the mess hall he can’t build a fire and is mad about it he sleeps like a fucking Rock and snores like a lawnmower and eats enough for 3 people at every meal.
oikawa tooru is a lifeguard. at the pool at the lake he’s always around the water somehow and Everyone has a crush on him. up on his lifeguard chair sunglasses on his skin is all golden whistle around his neck or spinning on his finger his hair somehow always looks good he wears a headband one day and someone literally faints. he teaches swimming and canoeing lessons and is really good at it he almost Never has to save anyone for someone who works by the water you’d think they’d swim a little more. he’s pretty quiet when he’s on duty he takes the job seriously but he’s a fucking motormouth when he’s off that chair he will Not shut up. he sits w the boys at meals running that fucking mouth pisses them off So Bad he blatantly flirts/fights with iwaizumi when the kids aren’t around and Refuses to get into a canoe with him bc it always ends up getting flipped. he’s really good with the younger kids they’re his favorite to work with but he is generally well liked throughout the camp he’s like everyone’s counselor crush and he always eats raisin bran for breakfast.
matsukawa issei is the camp cryptid he works with the older kids who like go backpacking and spend all their time in the woods he emerges looking like he’s been there all his life. he kinda just appears sometimes doing odd jobs taking things to the lost and found feeding the chickens fishing things out of the lake general camp maintenance he materializes out of the trees with a fire extinguisher a neon yellow backpack and a missing camper. he’s often accompanied by the camp dog so there are theories (encouraged by takahiro) that he’s actually a werewolf and that’s why he’s everywhere some people think he is the camp dog issei thinks this is very funny. the only place he’s consistently found is the mess hall at meals otherwise when not wandering or in the forest he can be found hanging out with hiro coming up with new ghost stories playing some sort of sport with hajime or pouring water on tooru’s head wherever he happens to be. issei is the best campfire builder on the property and some of the kids are scared of him he never has his phone can only be contacted by walkie-talkie he is the jack of all trades.
#iwaoi grew up going to camp together their dynamic has Not changed#anytime he’s asked a question issei answers very vaguely he’s not giving anything away like ‘where do you sleep?’ ‘the woods.’#oikawa lifeguard i Know you can picture it he reapplied sunscreen every 2 hours mr ‘walk please!’ like its him#hanamaki flirts with issei whenever he appears they make spooky noises outside cabins to scare the unruly kids#iwaizumi sports KING like you name it he can play it he can beat you at it he set the campwide record for the climbing wall on his first da#this may only hit with a very specific audience i hope it finds you if not just trust me#seijoh 4#haikyuu#summer camp au#hanamaki takahiro#matsukawa issei#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#matsuhana#iwaoi
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more of xu da's internet activity, placed thoughtfully (to me) in the reincarnated band au, featuring the most beautiful woman alive, one bug person crouched on the rooftop of the recording studio while ouyang is being Fussy downstairs, and the rarest creature ever to be caught on film: grumpy bitch ass smiling. permission to imagine esen, chin to chest, flopped on the couch, staring at ouyang's photo, ablaze with jealousy at all of his interactions with xu da, while wbx rubs at his temples in preparation for yet another oblivious, nonsensical sibling conversation.
#the radiant emperor#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#ma xiuying#zhu yuanzhang#general ouyang#xu da#my art#yes another installment of me making you look at my handwriting#also last time i drew ma in this context she was way too thin and i did my self reflection and Fixed my mistake#i love this au okay i'm not giving up on it#xu da is their mixing guy and jovially goes along with both whatever 'original analog sound' bullshit ouyang wants to use#and with zhu asking for re-recordings only to change the whole thing without telling anyone bc she wasn't 'vibing'#band au
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Does SK sun use library bats?
use what now???
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For your Dandadan AU. Are we in a "Modern Setting" (e.i. No bending)? Or you are having their "supernatural powers" be homages to their bending powers?
Something tells me that Aang is going to get the Jiji role. Only Aang to be that goofy, and do the thing that will happen in Season 2.
Are you also having Kanna as the stand-in for Seiko?
Hi, and thanks for asking!
I'll be leaving this over here and the rest of the lore under the cut.

The Dandadan AU takes place in a modern setting, much like the anime/manga does. There are legends about people who could control the elements in ancient times, but those are just tales—humans can't bend.
Spirits and Yokai, however, are a different story.
Each character's supernatural abilities reflect their original bending prowess! Zuko is a bit of an exception, since I'm leaning towards the shadow and stealth aspect of the Blue Spirit. Fire is still there, just in a different form.
Katara has natural bloodbending powers which the Painted Lady enhances. Whenever Katara taps into the yokai's curse on her, she becomes able to control water as well. Azula (in Aira's role!) will get lightning, illusion, and deception powers from a Kemurikage yokai.
Seiko's role gets passed on to Hama and Iroh. They're both part of the White Lotus, a society of mediums and yokai hunters from all nations.
Hama is Katara's Gran Gran, a stern and rather intense old woman who has made several deals with the Gods of the Land. She delivers corrupted souls to them in exchange for strength, protection, and an emergency tap into the bloodbending powers that she wouldn't be able to harness otherwise.
Meanwhile, Iroh becomes spiritually enlightened after his son's death. He's a beacon for corrupted spirits and bloodthirsty yokai—mostly because of his unnatural ability to rehabilitate said beings. The Painted Lady is one such yokai, and isn't it ironic that Iroh's own nephew is now one of his patients?
Hama sends most of the yokai she hunts down to Iroh due to his ability for dealing with them. If Iroh can't help a yokai move on peacefully, she finishes the job. Not because he can't do it, but Hama is the one who does what she considers to be "the fucking bulk of the iceberg" and Iroh can't take all the credit for it, damn it.
As for Aang...
The Avatar State is terrifying, which makes it the perfect stand in for the thing. Aang has such an outstanding amount of spiritual energy that he's a beacon for all spirits and yokai out there. Which...isn't good. Especially when one of the most ancient and powerful spirits out there wants to possess him.
Which leads us to the Avatar State.
I made the choice to remove his power over the four elements to focus instead on something much more interesting and fitting for this AU: energybending.
The Avatar is able to manipulate all vital and spiritual energy around him, as well as give or take everyone else's powers at will. This makes him pretty much the most dangerous being to ever exist, since he can make everyone powerless by simply willing it so.
As for the Avatar's motivation? He's a protective yet ruthless spirit that has laid dormant for thousands of years, but a certain event woke him up to a world in disarray. His purpose has always been to keep balance in the world, but the concept itself of balance can be easily corrupted.
The Avatar comes from a world that doesn't exist anymore—a far better place that he wishes to recreate and bring to life once more. Even if he must destroy this version of earth to birth it anew.
#dema answers#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#dandadan#dandadan au#dan da dan#aang art#aang fanart#atla aang#avatar aang#aang#evil eye#the gaang#Dandadan AU lore#atla iroh#uncle iroh#atla hama#Sorry for Aang's face I just had to draw The Thing#In all honesty I think Sokka would be the one to pull most of Jiji's faces#I mean Aang is an upbeat energetic popular kind-of-annoying-sometimes-(especially-if-you-ask-Zuko) sunshine of a boy much like Jiji is.#But the faces? Those scream Extreme Sokkaism#About Sokka tho#I'm still figuring out his role in all this. As well as Toph’s and Suki's and some other characters.#I'm placing Azula in Aira's role (except for the crush obviously) because I think the antagonism and mommy issues work perfectly with Lala.#I'm thinking Mai as Rin Sawaki. She's got the vibes and the potential and—hey! —the crush too!!!#Come to think of it Aang as Vamola had potential but c'mon Jiji was right there. Perhaps Ty Lee? Hmm#What about the rest of the characters? Toph as Zuma? Suki as...Suki? What do you think?#I'd love to hear your thoughts and ideas! Any suggestion is highly appreciated.
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Okarun with this turbo form is absolutely begging for the trope of “character loses themself as a rampaging monstrous beast and has to be stopped by their beloved one who do their best to reach out to the out of control character to bring back to their senses through the power of bond that they have together” like I’m surprised that dandadan haven’t done that trope given Okarun’s spiel in beginning of how he’ll become into a monster for Momo
Anon, I agree completely 💖 (link to the turbo form mentioned, for the curious)
I can't predict what will happen in the anime/manga (it's such a wild ride haha!) but I do hope they give Okarun more chances to go wild/creature mode, whatever that might look like. ^^
For now, thank you for your patience as I mulled over this concept. Happy Valentines Day! Hope this drawing captures those feelings somewhat ✨
"You're ok. We're ok."
edit: now with a part 2.
#Creature Okarun#Turbo Okarun#Monstrous Curse Form#Ken Takakura#Okarun#Momo Ayase#Dan Da Dan#my art#Asks Answered#I sat on this ask for a long while before I could come up with a drawing I liked#I hope you guys like it too <3#Mind & Body AU#i am a Momo can manifest more than Two spectral hands truther ✨️#dandadan#momokarun
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Look! It's another division! -Debt Collector
They look odd... -Squire
— "DC" gave their leader a raised eyebrow, amused with a held chuckle.
— ❝ ... stupid question, ignore that. ❞
— ❝ Pleasure to meet you all. Pretty sure there's still a few cabins open for you all to rest at, if you're tired. Looks like your "M" needs it. ❞
— That's... quite a lot of them! Seemed like they all wanted to see what's the fuss about. "DC" happily greets you all! Don't mind the others, he chuckles. They're just curious.
#((HOLY FUCK HIII IT'S YOU!!!! THE MAFIA BLOG!!! HOWDYYYYYYYY))#((ougghhhh luv how u did the blood on squire. and how u drew da two. hhauyzgwjaidv /vpos))#((hellooo fellow mafia fellas))#» wasn't expecting to find a target here [ask]#» return our studs! [art]#mafio0s0#roblox forsaken#roblox dream game#mafioso#fates inverted au#tw blood
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can I turn them into rats
Rats!! Wanda loves Cosmo no matter what form he takes. Even if he forgets to... remove a few unnecessary details.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop hazel wells#fop hazel#hazel wells#fop wanda#wanda#fop cosmo#cosmo#asks#itty bitties fop au#DA SILLIES#GOD.#I WAS.#SO SO TEMPTED#TO SAVE THIS ASK FOR PLOT PURPOSES#but then that'd make it TWO of your asks trapped in the plot void#so i drew this one for you :D
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here is the second poseidon 'snippet'. this takes place after this part! hope you guys enjoy a little look into poseidon's home life...
first snippet here!
there's a masterlist now!
*not long after poseidon had received telemachus’ gift and said good night to everyone*
poseidon: *making his way through the ithacan palace’s halls to the entrance for the gardens*
poseidon: *holds a hand to where the gift is kept in his chiton and thinks back to all of telemachus' questions and interest in him*
poseidon: *internally to himself* hmm i wonder what he would have thought, if he knew his father’s and mine’s true relationship-
odysseus: *calling from behind poseidon* poseidon!
poseidon: *jumps a little because he didn’t hear odysseus approaching*
poseidon: *puts his hand down and turns to face odysseus*
poseidon: odysseus…i’ve been gone only moments, what have i possibly done?
odysseus: nothing-
poseidon: *hand on his hip* what do you want then?
poseidon: *pinches his nose bridge with his free hand* please don’t say another dinner
odysseus: what- no!- *coughs*
odysseus: trust me there will be no family dinners for a while…
odysseus: *under his breath* sitting for hours next to you was enough ruthlessness for one evening
poseidon: *dropping his hand from his face* what was that?
odysseus: i said what i said
poseidon: *rolls his eyes* well next time, maybe don’t let my niece get involved
odysseus: *grinning* oh so you want a next time then?
poseidon: *hand drops from hip and slightly panicking* THAT’S NOT- I MEAN-
odysseus: *tucks hair behind his ear*
odysseus: oh poseidon, as good as that sounds….
odysseus: *now has his arms crossed over his chest*
odysseus: *facade drops* …no thanks.
poseidon: *sigh of relief*
poseidon: just- just tell me why you’re here
odysseus: *still in little shit mode* i mean this is my palace, i do live here
poseidon: *about to start pulling out his own hair in frustration*
poseidon: odysseus…please
odysseus: *grin returns* yes, yes, go on, since you’ve already proven you’re so good at begging…
poseidon: *scowls*
odysseus: *grin finally leaves his face and his arms return to his sides*
odysseus: ok look… i just thought, considering i was the host for this evening, i would follow xenia and escort you back to the cove…
poseidon: *sighs*
poseidon: *shakes his hand in front of him in a ‘no worries’ motion*
poseidon: no need… i’m able to make my own way back home
odysseus: are you sure? i mean they are your brother’s rules…
odysseus: *not really wanting to ever see zeus again after his last experiences*
poseidon: *dropping his hand and snorting out a laugh* i’ll make sure my brother doesn’t bother anyone about the lack of normal hospitality tonight
poseidon: *turning back around to leave* go back to your family odysseus
odysseus: *not to look a gift horse in the mouth* uh sure
odysseus: *about to turn and make his way back to the dining hall*
poseidon: *from over his shoulder* oh and odysseus?
odysseus: uh yeah?
poseidon: …don’t go easy on my niece
poseidon: remember… ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
odysseus: *rolls his eyes and while he now knows that phrase isn’t true now….he decides to humor poseidon*
odysseus: wasn’t planning on it.
*both leave in opposite directions*
*a short while later in poseidon’s palace*
poseidon: *walking into the bedroom* wife i’m back
*no response or movement*
poseidon: *raised eyebrow as he thought she’d be home* amphitrite?
*still nothing*
poseidon: *sighs* i guess she made last minute plans for tonight
poseidon: *goes to get changed when he remembers about his gift*
poseidon: *takes the gift out of his chiton, unwraps it and looks at it again*
poseidon: *remember telemachus' smile from the happiness of him accepting it*
poseidon: *huffs a laugh at the fact that odysseus produced a son that may look identical to him, but completely different in personality*
amphitrite: what’s got you laughing? what do you have there?
poseidon: *quickly shoves the gift back in his chiton, and turns to face his wife*
poseidon: *dodging her question* i thought you weren't here… you didn’t respond to my calls
amphitrite: i was just checking on fysallída, he hadn’t been his usual self tonight.
poseidon: *eyes widen in worry*
poseidon: what do you mean? he was fine earlier! is he sick? should i call apollo?
amphitrite: *smiles at poseidon’s worried rambling*
amphitrite: *moves closer to poseidon and brushes her hand through his hair in comfort*
amphitrite: and he still is fine my love. i think he just missed you tonight.
amphitrite: also while our nephew may be able to help some animals… i don’t think sea creatures fall under his ability
amphitrite: besides, he was playing with pelagos and kýma
poseidon: *the worry leaves his eyes* if you say so... i’ll just check on him before we go to sleep.
amphitrite: *hand leaves poseidon’s hair, and now joins her other one in crossing over her chest*
amphitrite: now, back to my original question…. what do you have there that had you laughing?
poseidon: *was hoping she’d forget* uh… uhh…
poseidon: …moly?
amphitrite: *raised eyebrow*
amphitrite: the king of ithaca- odysseus gave you…moly?
poseidon: *furrowed brows at the thought of odysseus giving him a gift*
poseidon: this isn't from odysse- *coughs* i mean- no… he didn't
poseidon: it's… from his son.
amphitrite: *now has both her eyebrows raised in disbelief*
amphitrite: the prince of ithaca, gave you moly.
poseidon: *now panicking as he's the god of the seas, not of lies*
poseidon: well if you didn’t know…they're descended from hermes…
poseidon: and he practically hands out this stuff… the prince probably didn’t know what it truly was.
amphitrite: *staring at the clear not moly shaped item, hidden in her husband’s chiton*
amphitrite: *deciding to leave it be for now* uh huh, whatever you say husband
*poseidon leaves the bedroom and heads to the palace reef gardens where amphitrite had not long come from*
*sensing the gods approach, bioluminescent corals light the area like oil lamps would on land*
poseidon: *staring out into the reef* hmm where is he?
poseidon: *makes a whistling noise like a dolphin’s echolocation*
*two whinny’ing noises are heard, then seconds later two hippocampi appear and are hurriedly making their way to poseidon*
poseidon: *strokes the both of them on their faces* yes, yes i'm home… where’s fysallída?
poseidon: *suddenly feels something small, bump repeatedly into him from behind and hears tiny grunting sounds*
poseidon: *snorts in laughter and turns around*
*the tiny grunting noises get louder and quicker in excitement, the small sea creature that has been bumping into poseidon is none other than…a small yellow pufferfish*
poseidon: *placing his hand out for fysallída to settle into* hello little one, i heard you caused amphitrite some worry earlier
*fysallída puffs out a little bit and then wiggles more into poseidon’s hand still making tiny noises*
poseidon: ah! none of that…i said i was going to be gone this evening
poseidon: besides, i can’t always be home, i do have godly things to do i'm sorry to say
*pelagos and kýma both whinny at poseidon’s back*
poseidon: *turning around with fysallída still in his hand* and we can’t forget, you have these two to keep you company
poseidon: now, i’ve had a long and tiring evening, so i’m going to retire for the night.
*the pufferfish gives a final wiggle and swims out of his hand and then settles in between the two hippocampi*
poseidon: ok, you can all go back to whatever you three were doing-
*the three sea creatures all start to turn to leave*
poseidon: *putting one hand on his hip and raising the other to point at all of them, like he’s talking to children rather than sea creatures*
poseidon: but! try not to get into too much trouble, yes fysallída i am talking to you mostly
*almost ignoring poseidon, they all quickly swim back in the original distance they came from*
poseidon: i swear to zeus, if i wake up to an angry nymph at my palace doors again…
*poseidon claps his hands and the bioluminescent corals dim in response, leaving the reef in darkness again. he then turns to go back inside his palace, and finally head to sleep for the night*
#*amphitrite and poseidon in bed*#amphitrite: so i never asked… how did dinner go#poseidon: did you know odysseus became king when he was thirteen?#amphitrite: *not expecting odysseus lore* uh…no?#amphitrite: why do you know? i wouldn't of expected you to have spoken to him much#poseidon: urgh- blame our niece#poseidon: she thought it would be hilarious to trick the prince into seating us together#amphitrite: *starts laughing*#poseidon: it’s not funny! it was the worst time of my immortal life#amphitrite: worse than when he stabbed you with your own trident?#poseidon: …second worse#amphitrite: *laughs more* so you decided to ask him about the age he became king..during dinner?#poseidon: no that was before… but i also learnt that he- *starts repeating all the odysseus lore he found out*#amphitrite: *sighs to herself accepting that she just doomed herself to another one sided conversation about odysseus*#yes poseidon has pet pufferfish#how did it become his pet? maybe i'll write about that another time... or you guys can decide for yourself#pelagos (pe-la-gos) = sea or open sea#kýma (kee-ma) = wave#fysallída (fee-sa-lee-da) = bubble#poseidon epic#poseidon#amphitrite#epic the musical#epic: the musical#friends in higher places au?#poseidon snippets#nonsense thoughts
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